Monthly Archive: November 2025

Appreciate your humans

Dear Human đź’•, It’s that time of year when humans gather to share a giant bird – or a Tofurky thing – and as many side dishes as there are humans at the table....

Are they really not trying?

Dear Human 💕, I can see you’re angry at that human. They haven’t reached out in weeks. They keep canceling plans. They don’t seem to be making any effort at all. It feels like...

There’s no way to not choose

Dear Human 💕, You’ve been pondering over this decision for weeks now. And I can see you’re getting more and more anxious about it. I get it. You don’t want to rush it. It’s...

Turn your shoulds into coulds

Dear Human 💕, you’ve been telling yourself all day that you should go on a walk, but you didn’t even put your shoes on yet. The weather is perfect, and you always tell me...