Dear Human 💕,

You haven’t showered yet. It seems that you decided to stay home and not meet with the other humans that invited you to come over. You think you’re not going to have a good time.

The bus ride to the their house will be crowded. You’ll feel awkward, because you don’t have anything interesting to talk about. So, the other humans won’t enjoy your company. And you’ll be too tired to enjoy playing a board game.

Meow. Humans are terrible at predicting the future. They like to come up with the worst case scenario . And even if they are not that dramatic, they usually predict the future to be much worse than it’s actually going to be.

Remember the last time you met with those humans? You told me all about it. And here’s what I predict:

The bus won’t be crowded and you’ll enjoy listening to your new audio book on the way. The humans will be excited to see you. There will be cheese and wine. You will enjoyed chatting with them about cats, life, the universe and everything. You very much will enjoy the board game. You might even win. All of you will have a really good time.

Don’t let your negative fortune telling keep you from doing things. The future is most likely not going to be as grim as you’re predicting it.

Now, go and rescue as many cats as you can from The Isle of Cats with the other humans.

Yours,
Cat 🐾

P.S.Don’t dare to bring any of these rescued cats home with you.