Dear Human 💕,

imagine you injured yourself playing with a puppy. Shortly after that, you passed out in a way that other humans thought you were dying.

You need an ambulance ride to the ER. You’re not dying, but your leg seems to be badly injured and you need some imaging. It takes about 20 minutes and it’s a noisy machine. They offer you to pick some music to distract you. You appreciate that they ask, as they didn’t ask the previous time, when you apparently looked like you enjoy Country music. You get to pick…quickly. So, you pick something that’s not Country and simple to find: 80ies.

And then these are the first two songs that come up:

Well, you had fun and you didn’t bite the dust.

Sometimes life sucks. It sucks less, if you can find some humor.

Yours,
Cat 🐾

P.S. Why would you want to run around with a dog anyway? You could have been cuddling with me on the sofa.