Dear Human 💕,

You seem very focused on your problem without getting anywhere. Whenever that happens to me, it’s helpful for me to get a different perspective on things.

In addition to looking at what future you will think about it, you could also think about how another human you admire might react to it.

You don’t have to talk to them about it. You don’t even need to know them. It’s already helpful just to think about it from their perspective and with their attitude.

When I didn’t get food yet, because you have been playing that bird board game, I ask myself:

What would Simon’s Cat do?

Simon’s Cat wouldn’t stop meowing until he got the attention of the human. So, I did that and here you are. Finally. Can I get some food now? It’s 11 minutes past 6!

Here are few humans I saw on your TV that you could consider:

What would the Marvelous Mrs Maisel do?

What would Dr. Cuddy do?

What would Princess Leia do?

Hopefully, this will give you some ideas how to approach your problem.

Yours,
Cat 🐾

P.S. Of course, you could also talk to a human you admire and ask them what they think. The other human that feeds me or one of those humans that keep coming over to the apartment to eat cheese with you could help.

P.P.S. Meet Simon’s Cat: