Dear Human 💕,

I saw the whole thing. You snapped at that human, and what you said was totally uncalled for. That was a pretty shitty thing to say. And you know it.

Now you’re telling yourself that you’re a shitty human, because you think only shitty humans do shitty things.

Meow, you’ve been a shit. I can’t tell you otherwise. “However, you’d quickly run out of humans to hang out with if you had to disqualify all those who at some point have been shits. Almost no one is entirely a shit and almost no one is entirely not a shit.” That’s even true for cats. The hard part of life is keeping as much on the not-a-shit side as one can.

Honestly, I think you’re doing pretty well overall. Meow, I think we are both doing pretty well overall.

So, stop beating yourself up how much of a shit you are. What happened, happened. All you can do is focus on staying on the other side as much as you can in the future.

Yours, Cat 🐾

P.S. I learned that from the granny in that book you were reading. My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She’s Sorry