Dear Human 💕,

That’s quite a mess you got yourself into!

Meow.

What happened, happened. It is what it is. The only thing you can do now is figure out how to deal with it… one paw at a time.

So? Now what?

What’s one tiny thing you could do to start sorting this out?

Yours,
Cat 🐾

P.S. You humans have this saying: don’t cry over spilled milk. Usually that’s a metaphor. Yesterday it wasn’t. You spilled the milk all over the kitchen. I still don’t know how you got it not only on the floor and all over yourself, but into the dishwasher, the drawers, and somehow the freezer. I heard the noise and the “what the fluff?!” It took a few seconds, but you didn’t cry. You grabbed paper towel after paper towel after paper towel and wiped it up. This is that. Grab your paper towels.