Dear Human 💕,

I just found out that it’s good for humans to pet their dog. Science says it boosts the levels of the happy chemical oxytocin – “the love hormone” – for the human and the dog.

You deserve more happy chemicals, but I don’t think you should get a dog. Actually, I think you should stay away from dogs for a while. Just to be safe…

So, I looked into it how it affects those happy chemical levels, when humans cuddle with their cats. Turns out, it increases them in the human and the cat as well. Win-Win! No dog needed.

Also, dogs don’t purr. Dogs bark, growl, and whine. Annoying. Cats purr. Soothing. I don’t know what science says about what purrs do to your happy chemicals. But I can tell you that your cuddles are so relaxing, they make me want to purr. And I know that you love it, when I purr or snore purr. You always slow blink back at me.

Cuddles?

Yours,
Cat 🐾